The Tumblelog of Levent Ali

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Dear @pravvyprav and @quentinhapsburg

On the theme of #songsyoudontwannahearinjail

Take this list and top it, if you can:

“You’re a Cop”, “My Woman, My Lover, My Friend”, “Sorry I’m Not That Kind of Boy”, “I Wanna Grow Old with You”, “Saving Ourselves for Marriage”, “Trapped”, “Gloves of Metal”, “I Paid J. Howell to Rape You”, “I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway”, “I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You”, ”I Fucked Your Wife”, ”2 Down; 5 to Go”, ”Foreplay With a Tree Shredder”, ”Delicious Face Style”

All written and performed by Anal C*nt